28Dec/090
Mail from Santa C
Dear Malvika,
How have you been? It's been so long since I wrote anyone a proper mail. I kinda miss doing this. I know this mail will bounce back saying 'Malvika Jain has left the building', but what the heck. I feel like writing you a proper mail with all capital "I's" and spelling the u's as "YOU". I'm planning to go to Nagpur over the Christmas break. Meet up with Sattu there. Also i haven't been there for 15 yrs now. Apperently I have developed dandruff in my daadhi and that kinda makes me look a lot like Santa. Just way leaner.Shit this sucks. Now i know why have people stopped writing mails.
With Regards
Nachiket M Godbole