If you thought
Neeraj Saini was an Enfield-o-holic
Correction. Correction.
Hold that judgement.
He may jumpstart his baby,
And do those hairpins mean
But his real love is..
…….Shopping!
The dude melts when he sees
A SALE sign screaming at him.
“No Sarojini stuff please,
Only branded skins for me.
One pair of shoes won’t do…
Of course I want two.
One for comfy toe days
Another for comfy heels.
Yeh bhi chahiye, woh bhi,
Yeh basic need hai,
Iske bina toh kaam nahin chalega.
Dude, tu US se aa raha hai?
Yeh raha link
Gadget x40 le aana”.
And so Neeraj rests happily
Deep in sweet sleep
Having shed all his worries
And all his day’s itchy money.