My Life is Average
Today, while reading a magazine, I ruffled my eyebrows for three minutes.
I want a peanut butter and jelly sandwich, but only from Andy’s tiffin because if I buy a jarful of p.b, it will make me fat.
Today I am wearing a jacket a sick man wore yesterday coz I’d rather not freeze now than be sick later.
My boss told me that when she sees pregnant bellies, she has an urge to punch them. Yeesh.
‘Can’t get over the spiders-on-my-nape feeling’ vs ‘Yeesh’.
Do explain
and the blog is being followed… ehem… i got mah knuckles a’crunchin…
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Today I left my fire extinguisher-red bottle on the park bench, and jogged a round without it to see if the bottle would still be there when i returned.
MJ is enjoying sticky, stretchy, sour, chewy, you-can-never-guess-my-ingredients candy.
Breaking news: Pizza Hut delivers wrong stuff (n no forks) to foodie n super vindictive customer Malvika.
Circs: And the manager pleads forgiveness “Please give me a chance to rectify my mistake.”
MJ: Evil laughter follows and specks of spit. “No, I think next time, I’ll just order from Domino’s.”
Circs: Later Sushant Lok Pizza Hut manager calls up.
MJ: Burrrp.