10Jun/100
Lift
This lift is fitted with IB device – Introspection Broadcaster. Feel free to mull over personal thoughts. Also fitted with R.B.E.C.O – Random but Effective Conversation Starters. Use generously. In case of emergency, use KVITC – Kryptonite Vial in the Corner. You shall duly transform into a superhero and save the universe and in doing so, salvage the elevator from grave peril as well. To tackle annoying co-passengers, break glass with hammer. Please bring your own glass, your own hammer. Lift Capacity – AMPALWA – As Many People As Love Will Allow. In case of complaints, contact Elisha Graves Otis. Kindly knock at his grave before interrupting.