Firmly planted
Dhruv said, there oughta be tables at a pub, with deep beer mug stains on them, stains of the history of all who sat, talked, revelled.
Hitting on Uncle
Today, I was in a squishy line (what line actually?). Kids all over. A horde in front of the snack counter in a movie theatre. Only one man was taking orders for four or five auditoriums.
A greying man, short and soft, with jeans upto his chest was rotating on spot to pass popcorn to his troupe. Eye contact. I raised eyebrows reflexively; as if to say ”Yeah, yeah, I know; what can one do? It’s a messy crowd and bad management here”.
And he turned away looking like I was hitting on him! Like "Alarming girl. No, of course I am not going to respond to her indecent overtures." Yeeesh man. Yeeesssssssssssh!
Shiva Sundaram falls
Swam in a lake under a waterfall.. the sunlight cut through making pillars of light in the green water.. and fish swam with me. and I had to jump in with all my clothes on as I had no change. So I dragged a lot of weight around.. unlike the boys in their itsy underwear. Lonely swimming in unknown opaque depths…and there was a constant feeling that some scaly monster would wrap its tentacle around my ankle and pull me down to violet violence.
Reminded me of Shakespeare`s words:
``There are a sort of men whose visages
Do cream and mantle like a standing pond,
With purpose to be dressed in an opinion
Of wisdom, gravity, profound conceit``
Crash landing
Here I am, trying to keep blood off my elbows and my parents absolutely insist that I use sunscreen. A moment ago, this guy suddenly decided to cross the road, without a backward glance. And I banged into him, squeezing my forward brakes instead of the rear ones, like a moron. Remember what they told you in Ladakh “Back brakes, Back brakes” I tell myself as my bike somersaults and I leapfrog over the handle bar. And wham.. I land on my chest and elbows, bottom up. Chin up and out so that my face remained clear. Wham in the dust. And the imbecile who decided to take a casual stroll across the road looks at me, a little scared and quickly preparing his defense in his head. I think how stupid he is; just as stupid as so many others taking wrong turns on the roads of Delhi. How dangerous stupidity can be. Stupid views too.. like the Ram Sena’s. “Kill the cynicism” I tell myself. Anyway, the fall was a masterly one. Enjoyable even. I am left with smarting elbows and slightly injured pride. The junta is confused and wondering who to blame – the hands-free cyclist or the artistically absent-minded pedestrian. Back brakes, back brakes, remember. Off I go to buy sunscreen.
Banglore tea-time with an ex-colonel
I was born in Chikmanglur
Ek sherni. sau langoor
CHiKManGluR cHikmAnGlUr
And in Banglore.. when I came..
It rained every night, every day of the year
And in the morning it was fresh!
In Dehradun, my uncle would bring us down the forest road by car and we would invariably see a leopard or tiger.
Chhaaya: Have you seen the neelikurunji.. It blooms once in twelve years?
K Rajput: Once in ten years, once in twelve years only.. the whole area turns violet!
Armyman: I remember the coffee blossoms.. But even in Assam, the bamboo blooms only once in twelve years
Neera: When I was a child I used to love reading Biggles!
Going going .. gone?
I`m leaving on a jet train. My bags are not packed. I am not ready to go. Not even playing cricket. Imagining with Eva Cassidy that there are no countries. "Nothing to kill or die for. And no religion too. Imagine all the people living life in peace." Oh my god! She is too hymn-y. But then as she says she is a dreamer and not the only one.
Floating. Can't cycle. So no flying. My knee is busted coz of stress and Ronny says `Teri akal tere ghutnon mein hai!`(Tee hee hee hee hee ha he goes).
Buying Bread
He rides through the traffic on his bicycle. Against the flow. Head-on. Swiftly flying. His coat fluttering behind him. A few beads of sweat though it’s icy cold. And sure enough, as he goes downhill, he skirts past a car and bangs into a big red truck. Cartwheeling, freewheeling.. he is tossed like salad. His cycle is bent. He gets up. Dusts off imaginaries. Picks up the bread. Puts it in his coat again. Puts on his shoe. He twists the cycle back into shape. Gets on. Goes away.
In Regal Style
De Paul’s cold coffee at Janpath. Walked around Connaught Circus on a warm winter night. And finished with an impulsive movie at Regal cinema with Prasun, a friend. Late night show.
The guy behind the counter of the very very old classic cinema hall was not in uniform like the PVR guys. He was not business-like. He did not have to ask us if we preferred ‘Gold’ seats. He was an uncle who sweetly told us that they weren’t sure if they would screen the movie “Luck by Chance” at all, since only Prasun and I had bought the tickets. (The film is supposed to be doing well over India.)
So, we killed time until 9:30 pm. Amir Khan told me my weight at a super-cool weighing machine - the kind which has lights in all colors and you have to wait for a red and white spiralling disc to stop. Then you insert a 1 rupee coin.
The lobby of Regal had sweeping staircases, a nautical vintage wall-clock, posters pinned with thumb-pins on soft-boards and sepia-toned photos of Madhubala and Raj Kapoor. Apart from Balcony seats, there is the entry to the ‘Box’.
The hall itself was lined with big electric fans. The seat numbers had been imperfectly painted in large digits behind the seats. And as the movie started and I could put up my feet on the seats in front and somebody clapped from the back row, the lights dimmed. The beginning of the movie was the best part – a tribute of sorts to the film industry; to the stuntmen, the dancers, the sound-recording assistant, the make-up man; the many people who go to Bombay with stardust in their eyes.
Memories from trips
Rishikesh
We awaited Deva, the guide who would take us to our campsite in Rishikesh. It was night. Suddenly a dark man appeared and introduced himself. Next moment, we were tripling on his bike – Deva, my bf and a precariously accommodated Malvika in a skirt riding high. Chills down the spine. Meandering roads. Goosebumps on my legs in the cold night air. Abandon all around.
Auli
Rashtrapati Bhavan
Last night my friends and I went to Rashtrapati Bhavan. The building is so huge and so intimidating that even though people are allowed to drive up to it, you will find very few souls in the area; just the guards.
Rashtrapati Bhavan is the Indian President’s residence and the biggest palace in the world. Although it was built for the British chief in
We headed towards the palace from India Gate on Rajpath road. It was night and the area was bathed in twinkling orange light. The palace was completely invisible in the mist until we came close to it and its form emerged slowly. A lone ice-cream man sat at requisite distance from the President’s house. His customer’s came, made their purchase quickly and drove off. In the sky, we could see the moon swimming in vast, vast space. Maybe it’s the only place in
We drove upto the gates very carefully; hoping that no one would mistake us for terrorists and shoot us DeAd. On reaching, we were told by the guards that if we had visited from 10 am to 8 pm, we could have gone even further (and perhaps given the President a tip or two!). Phillip destroyed me when we raced on the wide road. What a Maurice Greene! And then, we turned and went, happy to be living in the capital of