Shoulds by a nagrik
We should be able to BLOCK and then UNBLOCK our credit/debit cards, due to sofa linings, laundry pockets, drawer sides, bedsheet rumples, nooks n crannies of life y'know.
We should of course, also be able to book roundtrip tickets on the Indian railways website in one go.
On me
i got some sweet-smelling deo and now it's on me! yech... uaaghhh.. Moral of the story: Don't attempt to change. It stinks.
Brief history of What Happened
Hey, what happened?
Life.
You look a bit..
Yeah, it started nice. Was just bubbling away, effervescent n all in the primo soup. “Nothing is as nice as finding paradise and bubbling in the summer sun.”
Then?
Then I decided to grow some legs and all. Crawled out of the slime to explore some. Put my hat on. And bid my loved soup floaties g’bye.
Dude, you are trying too hard to make a story out of evolution.
Fuck you. Then I went on my way. Looked at the Andes, the Himalayas, the indigenous tribes of Peru and fought a revolution, colonized those soft-spoken guys in India.. their kings (all fart n no shit), set up a couple of MNCs. Then I watched ‘Into the Wild’ and dropped out. Just like that. Went to party. Got drunk. Had fun. Was sick. Now all this done and over, it’s an effort to balance my head on my neck. Whoever designed us, got it wrong… How dyu balance a ball of a heavy head on a tube of a neck for all your life. Then I lost my phone. Again. Left my shoes on grassy Manesar lawns. And blocked my Debit card with 10 bucks for the weekend.
you got it
If it gives you mail delivery failure, you can rest assured it is an authentic govt. email ID.
If Columbus WAS STAYING WITH HIS Mom:
Kahan jaa rahe ho?
Safe hai? Aaj kal dekha hai newspaper mein kya-kya aa raha hai?
Ye kya phaltu ke kaam hain.. now u are 27. Pehle shaadi karo phir jo bhi karte rehna.
Acha.. ye photo toh dekh lo.
Please sunscreen le jaana. Skin ka dekho kya haal kar rakha hai.
Aage padhai karni hai ki bas ghoomte rehna hai?
What are you doing with your life?
Now, you don’t want to discuss even this. What can we talk about?
Naak mein dum kar rakha hai.