Malvika's Ramblings

29May/092

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What feeling drives you to read terms and conditions minutely?

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I will beat the fuckers at their own game.

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29May/090

Based on my true life story

I threw my gift away.

It was a boomerang.

29May/094

You’re talking. I’m getting pissed off.

I don’t like the pseudo-gruff, I’m-important, let’s-do-things-properly, now-we-are-talking-serious-business-here look. But then, I don’t like a million things. Like babytalk.

28May/090

Another character from Lord Jim. Seaman + naturalist



"His wealth and his respectability were not exactly the reasons why I was anxious to seek his advice. I desired to confide my difficulty to him because he was one of the most trustworthy men I had ever known. The gentle light of a simple, unwearied, as it were, and intelligent good-nature illuminated his long hairless face. It had deep downward folds, and was pale as of a man who had always led a sedentary life – which was indeed very far from being the case. His hair was thin and brushed back from his massive and lofty forehead. One fancied that at twenty he must have looked very much like what he was now at threescore… He was tall and loose-jointed; his slight stoop, together with an innocent smile, made him appear benevolently ready to lend you his ear; his long arms with pale big hands had rare deliberate gestures of a pointing out, demonstrating kind. I speak of him at length because under this exterior, and in conjunction with an upright and indulgent nature, this man possessed an intrepidity of spirit and a physical courage that could have been called reckless had it not been like a natural function of the body – say good digestion, for instance – completely unconscious of itself."

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28May/090

Lord Jim by Joseph Conrad


“Then, as ill luck would have it, in my agent’s office I was fastened upon by a fresh fellow from Madagascar with a little scheme for a wonderful piece of business. … He had globular eyes starting out of his head with a fishy glitter, bumps on his forehead, and wore his long hair brushed back without a parting. He had a favourite phrase which he kept on repeating triumphantly, “The minimum of risk with the maximum of profit is my motto. What?” “

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28May/091

Doodh si safedi…

Where is that girl in the frock in the washing powder Nirma commercial now? Where is the kid that poses on Parle G biscuit packaging? Are they 40 years old, catching the bus to a sarkari office or living as immigrants in California? And have they framed these ads and put them up on the walls of their houses?

By the way, ever wondered who Seetharaman Narayanan is?

seetha.jpg

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27May/091

And he loves you!

Watch this.

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25May/091

Rain after school

I really want to be out. Driving in the rain at night with city lights reflecting madly. And us, swerving past thunder, pulling our toes away from lightning that cuts like a knife. I want to mingle with the rainy cityyyyyyyyyy.

 

I remember a rainy evening in Lucknow. My mom had picked me from school and left me in the car while she got some vegetables. And it started pelting fat drops. Confused white bulls crossed me. There was just yellow in front of the car; frescoed by the raindropped windscreen. And this is Lucknow - heaps and heaps and heaps of yellow. Mango land. And the sellers had plastic sheets on top of their carts, overhead. When the weight would prove too much for the poor sheet to hold up any longer, it would slosh down a massive waterfall on the mangoes, powerfully down the seller’s neck. And as I stared at yellow waterfalls, mommy came back, her sari hitched up, her Hush Puppy sandals soaked. Depositing the veggies in the car she quick reversed and whooshed out of the mess letting me know there was aloo patty for me in the glove box.

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25May/090

No one I know


He lived in folds. And bent his knees together till he was caving in on himself. He had no chest. Just a pouchy tummy. Limp hair. Looked like a Mr Slytherin. Had thick lips. Put him in the Simpsons. He would sit on the roadside chai-wallah's with his legs crossed, hunched forwards and look at you with yellow glazed eyes, holding a conversation with all the semblance of sitting in a drawing room. A cigarette would hang loosely from his hands, but emanate no artsy razzmatazz. And he would stumble and stammer. He was so much his own echo, that more than himself, he was an echo, his echo. Tell him something cheerful; tell him an achievement and he would ask “So, should I salute you?” And in a while he would bite his lower lip and ask if he had spoken too much. He apologized. He apologized so much that he was less a man, more an apology. And he never knew all that. He lived in some other reality where his plans were just about to be realised.

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25May/092

Uh oh…

We're screwed if Einstein had a wicked sense of humor.

"Let's see how long they buy e=mc². Heh heh..."

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