Malvika's Ramblings

29Mar/090

Raymonds

Meetha Mardana andaz.

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29Mar/090

Sweet dreams!

Can you dream that you died? And believe it in your sleep. And therefore die?

27Mar/090

Law

All elevators should have mirrors.

27Mar/090

Tsk.. Tsk.. earnestness

24Mar/093

Sweet Sexy Funny Shameful

On TedTalks (YouTube), Dan Dennet said that a pastry is not sweet. It's us who find it sweet because we need to. How else would nature make sure we are attracted to sugar and consume it for it's nutrition? The same goes for sexiness. We must mate to evolve and so we call a certain type attractive.

Even jokes are not funny. It's just that we find them funny. Figure out why.

I am curious about morality. So there is nothing moral really. It's just a community code for greater good. And I think people with intelligence can see that. How about shame?

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24Mar/090

Just

Greatness. Godliness.

Accumulator of Glory

Maker of Anthems

Standing in Wisdom

Flying in Philosophy

Centered in Gravity

Oozing Profundity

Alien to Giggles

Head Boy.

24Mar/090

Pote on a roll

Spifftzz SPifftz

I am her Deo spray

Not a roll-on mind you!

I don't rub my face in her axilla

NO No.. I gently waft to scent her armpit stubble

Spifftzz Spifftzz I go

The new age version of a lady's cologne

with a mini pump, seated on her budoir.

I now travel in her Puma bag

Keeping company with Mace

And now and then I see the light of day,

Some forlorn hay

To go SPifftzz SPittzz..

23Mar/093

MY pome

Fluttering Fat Fly (1 line by Rohit)

Where dost thou flutter?

Alight on the honey jar

Find it amidst the clutter (also by Rohit)

They say you are Fugly

But I think so Not

Thine compound eyes are so Bugly

Ye are indeed a sexy black Dot.

Go Flutter flutter flutter

My fat fly.

Flying Fat Fuck (added by Abhijeet)

 

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23Mar/090

Sleaze Pwease…

22Mar/090

Do Barrymore.