Malvika's Ramblings

16Apr/081

Waiters in India

We have moved away from restaurants with indifferent waiters who don’t seem interested enough, who are dressed in a random set of clothes.

We have also moved away from waiters who seem like ‘bearers’ in ill-fitting heavy uniforms. The ones with a ponderous air, they don’t seem brisk enough but seem exceptionally polite and perpetually bent forwards.

The waiters or guys behind the counter are now young chaps with a smart “Have a good day Ma’am” and a rapid firing of “Extra cheese?” “Take away or have it here?”. Alert guys who speak to you in English and then look back at the kitchen and holler in vernacular. The guys at McDonald’s, Sbaaro, Nirula’s (not so much) and Pizza Hut.

The new kind of hospitality that India will see is cool waiters who don’t just inform but suggest. Upright guys. Maybe they won’t have uniforms. Not servile. Friendly. Casual. Maybe crack a joke or two, without having learnt them. Chilled at their job. Guys that create an ambience. And women as well. India’s got no waitresses, why?

 

P.s - I hope the South Indian dhaba waiters keep going strong! - muscular hairy guys who dole out ladlefuls of rice and sambhar from buckets on your banana leaf the moment your food shows signs of diminishing!

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16Apr/0813

Kasol ~ Himalayas

Just back from Kasol..

Israeli hippie Hangout..in northern India.

Imagine a town along one straight road. If you look down the road you can see the winding path leading to the town. If you see up the road, you always see snowy mountain peaks like a fixed view. It’s like a calendar in your room that was never flipped. A frozen frozen pretty view.

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If you are looking for mountains and not much to do, Kasol is the place to go to. It falls on the Kullu Manali route with a mini detour at Bhunter.

 

I went by car for a change. It was a comfortable 13 hour journey from Delhi. Kasol is majorly an Israeli adda. I was told that all Israeli youngsters get fucked up with army life and just crash at Kasol to reclaim life. The restaurants, very Indian by name – “Bhoj Restaurant” are exotic places with Israeli cuisine – Lafa, Bureka and Ziva. Yummylicious new grub for me. I am seriously tired of the dal makhni, shahi paneer, mixed veg, jeera pulao and tandoori roti/nan and a variety of murky koftas in Dilli menus. Neither am I won over by sweet lil ventures like Mrs.Kaur’s cookies.

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Back from a moonlight walk, we crossed a shop called ‘Cookie Wala’. Unfortunately, the place was closed. We didn’t realize how audible our groans of disappointment were until a short fellow in large boots pushed up the shutter of the shop with a flourish (the shop stood above eye level) and proclaimed loudly “Hello Friends! Want a cookie?” So that’s how we got to know the cookie wala, or Dinesh. He sold only one kind of a cookie.

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We went on a long trek with CookieWala who offered to be a guide. Finally, the route we took – an unbeaten and untrodden track (or so we thought) was not known to him and together, we were soon discovering unstable bridges, hot water springs, trees and rocks in weird shapes like the face of a man screaming or gnarled fingers reaching out.

White water rafting was a dream. Nothing very rough and exhilarating like the Rishikesh rafting, which I did when Ganga was in full spate, but quite a nice experience with a dreamboat of a rafting instructor.

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There is a smattering of places to stay at in Kasol - Yerpa, Alpine, Krishna, Sandhya hotels. You can safely reach there at night and book a room for Rs 300 to 600.

On a trip to Kasol, you may like to add a few other places to your plan; such as –

  • Manikaran (walking distance; maniacally beautiful with religious hoopla; bright colours and flags; bridges and wind; hot sulphur springs)
  • Rafting from Pirdi (short distance away from Kasol. Its a 14 km rafting trip covered in 1 hour)
  • National Park in the area
  • Kullu (scenic beauty)
  • Manali (scenic beauty; it also leads to the snowy Rohtang pass - a ski-ing destination. Rohtang means 'a pile of dead bodies'. The name comes from the explorers and adventurers, ppl like you and me, who get lost in the snow, die and freeze all winter, only to be discovered, in piles, when the snow thaws in summer)
  • Visit to Russian painter Roerich’s house (quaint cottage, paintings of the mountains in different moods; an other-world feeling in a cottage once inhabited by generations of Russians with stuffy clothes and long beards; one of them married the Indian actress Devika Rani.)

I spent short of Rs 6K on everything (shopping included) in a trip from Saturday 4:00 a.m to Tuesday 4:00 a.m.

Chill- um!

10Apr/080

The Professor

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By Guest Blogger - Renzo Millones

Today in class, my Professor, and old dude, totally absent minded, was solving problems in the class using a retro projector. He always starts with solving them on a little piece of paper, and he talks to himself and you have to figure out what he’s trying to do…like omitting units when he operates and stuff.

Today I stormed him. Between lines I called him dirty and disorganized. I asked him, how would you qualify or correct an exam if it was written like that? And I pointed out his illegible writing. I was pissed, then he got pissed and defensive, and I noticed I had hurt his feelings; but his class, the way he writes it, gives you the impression that he has not prepared anything. He improvises and dictates for himself. So, he invited me to discuss all this with him later.

Later, I went to his office

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10Apr/080

Tent

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10Apr/084

Mock Situation Test 2 for NIFT entrance exam

View complete NIFT info at http://blog.malvikajain.com/nift-admission/

Tanushree Kaul wrote to me -

“dis mobile stand which i have designed has dual functions.

1. its a mobile stand

2.its a key holder.

I've given the name to my design i.e DAILY WORKOUT..

10Apr/082

Apple Cheese Cobbler


6 cups of peeled and chopped apples

1 cup sugar

1 ¼ maida (flour)

¼ tsp cinnamon

1 ½ tsp baking powder

6 cheese cubes chopped

1/3 cup melted butter

¼ cup milk

 

Mix apples, ¾ cup sugar, ¼ cup maida, cinnamon

Spread in greased dish. This is layer 1

 

Separately, Mix rest of maida, rest of sugar, baking powder, cheese

Add milk, butter to this mixture

Spread on Layer 1

 

Bake for 30 minutes in a preheated oven at 400 degrees F (204 degrees C)

Upper crust should be crisp

 

Eat hot with cream or ice-cream

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4Apr/080

Amit & Tonk

Amit: Hey .. Don’t drop that plastic wrapper on the floor (of my living-room)

Tonk: Abbe, tere ghar mein chooha ghum raha hai..
(A mouse is scurrying in your house and you're worried about this..)

Amit: Yeah, but the mouse is biodegradable and this wrapper is not!

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4Apr/084

Friday Mood

What mood is this?

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4Apr/081

Would you buy?

Would you buy this ornament-like clock that faces up?.. You can throw it on a table.. made of fine flattened wires.. matte lustre..

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4Apr/0823

Mock Situation Test 1 for NIFT entrance exam

View complete NIFT info at http://blog.malvikajain.com/nift-admission/

 

In Reply to Sreeja's mail:

“hey malvika!! nice blog…
i hv been selected fr d situation test.. n nw i am preparing fr it…
i hv made a table time clock fr a fashion designer.. im not sure hw good it is… is der any way i cn mail it u so that u cn give me
ur opinion on it???”